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I'm a bit behind on the news, but I see that they have captured one of the muslim bastards responsible for the Boston Marathon bombings. Ok so this asshole that they have in custody should be waterboarded, have wood shards shoved between his finger and toenails, 120VAC applied with wet sponges to his head and used as a guinea pig for new chemical weapons. We paid for he and his brothers College education, 1/2 of their entire family's housing here, his mom was picked up for shoplifting last year.. real "model" citizens dont ya think? I am so happy that he, a Muslim, is being cared for at Beth-Israeal Hospital! How fitting for a low life piece of shit.

Well I just love to see stories like this. Enter the little hoe hoodrat Penelope Soto in trouble for drug possession. Being a first offense she most likely could have skated by on little more than probation, instead allows her single digit IQ to land her a $10,000 fine and 30 days in jail. After watching this brief video, it's almost scary that people of her stupidity are amongst us. Honestly, the Judge should've went one step further and had her parents arrested and sterilized since they obviously have no business in society either.

Congrats to the Judge.. I hope there are more like him in our Justice system.

Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfttKjMM8rQ
Full story here: http://now.msn.com/penelope-soto-florida-teen-jailed-for-giving-judge-the-finger

I just love politicians and their usual "spin". I recently caught news of the POTUS discussing how he enjoys skeet shooting all the time. This photo op and story shows up on the heels of the current gun debate. The White House wants us to believe the Pres. truly enjoys the shotgun sports. However, after hearing his comments and viewing the photo-op picture, my bullshitometer is hovering near the right side of the indicator.

It's very obvious he has no clue what he's talking about simply by the language he uses to discuss it. We can all quickly spot someone trying to sound informed about a subject they have no clue on simply by the language they use to talk about it.

1st hint, the Pres says: "I DO skeet shooting all the time at Camp David".

As a lifelong Trap Shooter I can assure you that in my 35 yrs of shotgunning I've never heard one person at the range refer to it as "I DO skeet shooting...", or "I DO trapshooting...". For some perspective for those of you not involved in shotgunning let me give you an example, and I'll use one for those of us involved in showing dogs. I would equate the President's comments to someone new to our hobby saying "Yea, I do dog showing" or "Yea, I do dog handling". Sorry, but that is the spoken word of the outsider trying to appear to be informed the subject matter at hand. Much like non-motorcycle riders attempting to look "knowledgeable" can easily be spotted while driving down the road also.

Using the picture that the White House has published, shotgunners quickly realize that not only is the shotgun blowing smoke, but so is the story.

2nd hint

Skeet shooting would require the muzzle being at least at a 40 degree angle to the clays. In skeet you stand very close to the line of flight OVERHEAD which would require a skeet (clay) house being immediately visible to his right. Unfortunately for the POTUS in the picture he is holding nearly level - which is even too low for Trap shooting. The White House would have been better advised to simply say that in the picture they released, he was simply patterning his gun before beginning a fun day of Skeet.

3rd hint, again using the picture the White House has published, there is a visible problem with the particulate pattern exhausting. Shotguns are ported near the barrel on BOTH sides to reduce recoil and prevent muzzle climb. Look closely and there is only particulate exiting on the right side of the muzzle ports, not the left. This would cause the muzzle to be pushed to his left, sorry, not believable.

4th hint, again using the picture the White House has published, shotgunners immediately notice the POTUS's stance holding the shotgun with particular emphasis on his hand placement on the forearm of the gun. Yea, its way wrong. Notice his legs are not in a staggered stance and directly underneath his body mass. He's not "leaning" into the gun. Also his cheek rolled up against the stock - should he fire more than 2-3 rounds with his cheek so heavily smashed against the stock he would have a black and blue severely bruised cheekbone, possibly his eye socket.

5th hint, again using the picture the White House has published, there is no skin wrinkling in his fore arm, face or clothing. The backward recoil motion would have already happened by the time the particulate was exiting the muzzle and there would be clear visual evidence of the skin and muscle structures returning to their original position during the recoil sequence at this point in the timeline.

6th hint, he is handling the most basic of shotguns for the sport he supposedly enjoys. No adjustable comb? No spring dampener/recoil at the butt? Anybody that shoots more than 200 rounds a year is going to have these basic necessities. I'm quite sure that if he seriously enjoyed our sport he would have a nice Kreighoff - its not like he couldn't afford it.

I love Washington politics.

Gun control is front and center again. All over the place I'm seeing posts, rants, raves, complaints on both sides of the gun control argument. The anti-gun control crowd loves to spin numbers, pull on everyone's heart-strings and spread misinformation. Each post's content is as predictable as the sun rise.

Here are some facts, links to the facts, and some hard truths.

How many people are killed each year by gun accidents?
On average 2 each day according to FBI.GOV statistics (789 in 2009)

How many people are killed each year by the use of a gun while committing a crime?
On average, 38 each day according to FBI.GOV statistics

How many people are killed by drunk drivers in traffic accidents?
On average, 12,000 each year (35 daily avg) according to MADD.

How many people are killed in traffic accidents NOT alcohol related?
On average, 25000 each year (65 daily avg) according to MADD and the CDC

How many homicides yearly (includes weapons, fists, hands feet)?
On average 15,000 yearly according to FBI.GOV statistics

How many people are killed yearly by evil black assault rifles with mega capacity magazines?
On average, 475 yearly according to FBI.GOV statistics

How many people are killed yearly by fists and feet?
On average, 900 yearly according to FBI.GOV statistics

How many people are killed by blunt objects (hammers, clubs etc)?
On average, 625 yearly according to FBI.GOV statistics

Sources: FBI.gov
MADD

The truth sucks, I know.

I see the gun debate is front and center again. To that I say... BLAH. I'm not even sure why anyone is even giving the subject any attention at all.

Anybody with an IQ slightly above cro-magnon man knows that our fine Congress people are doing nothing but grandstanding and showing off for their constituents - both pro and anti.

People whom are semi-coherent certainly understand that limiting magazine capacity, flash hiders, mounting rails, optics, pistol grips and even outright banning of those evil looking "assault" rifles isn't going to get them away from those whom aren't mentally stable enough to go berzerk at some point in time - even 100 yrs from now. In fact, ban every single gun in existence today and there will still be mass shootings, accidental shootings - nothing will change.

Besides, there are only an estimated 20 million illegal aliens in the USA and we cannot seem to find all of them.. how in the world can anyone assume that they could ever find an estimated 100 million (proposed) illegal assault weapons?

Ignorance is truly bliss.

Kenny Rogers said it best:

"You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and when to run"

, oh and make sure your facts are correct.. that always helps.

Even in an author's wildest dreams they could not make this stuff up....

(CNN) -- A self-proclaimed animal rights activist in Ohio has been charged with soliciting a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur, either by shooting the individual or slitting his or her throat.

Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights, is accused of creating a phony Facebook profile with the intention of contacting a would-be killer, according to the affidavit filed in an Ohio district court.

Lowell allegedly posted on the social media website the following request: "I would like to create an online community on facebook which would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone who is wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest."

An undercover FBI agent then contacted her, posing as a hit man after the agency subpoenaed Facebook to uncover details about her profile.

She then allegedly requested that the murder take place at a local library and that she be present so that she could then hand out documents about animal cruelty after the homicide.

"Bring a sharp knife that is at least 4 inches long, it should be sharp enough to stab someone with and/or to slit their throat to kill them," Lowell allegedly wrote in an e-mail, according to the affidavit.

The individual should be at least 12 years old, but "preferably 14 years or older," Lowell allegedly wrote.

"I want the person dead in less than 2 minutes (under 2 minutes or 1 minute or less would be better.)"

In April 2011, Lowell allegedly sent an e-mail to the Cleveland Heights Police Department in which she "indicated that she had been investigating the fur industry and believes the police should also conduct an investigation," according to the affidavit.

Lowell was arrested Tuesday by federal marshals and is awaiting a hearing.

Her attorney could not be immediately reached for comment.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/22/justice/ohio-anti-fur-plot-arrest/index.html

Hey PETA! You dysfunctional, misguided, activist nutjobs.

People passing by USA Network's Rockefeller Plaza headquarters yesterday were greeted by a pack of "dogs" howling against the network's decision to air the Westminster Dog Show. PETA's beagle brigade made sure that everyone heard the ugly truth about doggie beauty pageants and the dog-breeding industry: They kill shelter dogs' chances. That's because when people rush out to buy a puppy like the purebred they saw prancing around on TV, a lovable pup in an animal shelter loses a chance at a good home.

Oh Really? If you had an IQ over 20 you would realize these show dogs AND the breeders who compete Inter/Nationally treat their dogs better than most of you do your own kids. It's NOT a beauty pageant, this just shows how misguided and un-informed you really are since none of you have taken the time to get inside the Dog Show world.

Let's step back for a minute and look at how well you've treated animals.

March 2009: PETA protest at the Louisville, KY Cluster resulted in YOUR members placing broken glass in and around the show ring areas so that people couldn't show their dogs. Several dozen dogs suffered multiple lacerations. Thats really humane isnt it?

October 2008: PETA protest at the Franklin, TN Cluster resulted in YOUR members randomly releasing dogs from their show crates resulting in 2 dogs being hit by cars in traffic. Your members responses? "..it is better they are dead than in the dog show circuits.." (http://www.nashvillekennelclub.org/page19/page27/page27.html)

Oh wait! You wrote an article on this poor dog chained outdoors, you gave it a doghouse. Really? Why didn't you set it free? http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2012/02/08/photo-what-a-difference-a-day-makes.aspx

Why don't you concentrate on the REAL problem and rally against commercial puppy mills who supply all the storefront Pet stores with puppies. The supply chain of puppy mill to pet store is where over 99% of your shelter dogs come from.. NOT THE SHOW WORLD.

We show breeders might... MIGHT have 1 litter every other year or so and we screen whom purchases our puppies. Not everyone who wants one of our show dogs gets one! We ALL have sales contracts that state if you cannot keep the dog for whatever reason it is to be returned to the breeder. Show breeders have and will continue to keep these breeds as close to their standards as possible, to protect against diseases such as Thyroid, auto-immune diseases, eye, hip and elbow problems, Von Willebrands, etc etc.

Do you think the puppy mills health test EVERY DOG THEY SELL? NO, they don't but WE as breeders do. We test each and every dog for a minimum of OFA (orthopedic foundation for animals) Hips, elbows, thyroid, autoimmunity disorders and CERF (Canine Eye research foundation). These tests are expensive, usually around $500.00 for EACH and EVERY puppy. In fact most ALL AKC clubs are now required to obtain a CHiC # for their animals to compete in futurities and Breeder's Cups.

You stupid, ignorant misguided fuckers need to get your facts straight. If you continue to push people away from responsible, ethical breeders such as 99.9% of those competing at these dog show events you will do nothing more than increase the demand for storefront puppies being bred by unethical, non-health-tested puppy mills.

http://www.offa.org
http://www.vmdb.org/
http://www.vmdb.org/cerf.html
http://www.akcchf.org/
http://www.caninehealthinfo.org/

On one hand the secular progressives bitch, whine, cry and moan anytime a religious entity attempts to involve themselves with the Government. So it's become politically correct to ensure that religious groups are separated from anything having to do with government. Most of us are fine with this.

NOW the secular progressives are happy that the government has ruled that it can force these religious entities to participate in supporting something that flies against a core belief of theirs. The religious entities are fighting back. Women's healthcare? This has nothing to do with Women's Healthcare and all to do with secular progressive agendas.

Furthermore, of the approximately 125,000 kids waiting to be adopted here in the United States, religious based organizations care and oversee for more than 80% of those kids waiting - where's your outcry about this? OMG how dare the religious based groups be in control of all these kids?! The government has NO problems with non-govt supported, non-reimbursed faith based groups helping with adoptive care and fostering because it benefits the Govt. Free child-care.

Hey you anti-religious zealots, you can't have it both ways. You cannot pick and choose when to involve the religious sects. If you want them separated from Government, the separate them and leave them separated.

You don't like the religious agendas being pushed upon you, and they sure as hell don't like your secular agendas being pushed upon them. Touche mon frere, touche.

Link: http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/02/woman-arrested-for-service-dog-discrimination/

Police in Kent County, Michigan told WWMT that they have made an arrest following a November incident involving a case of discrimination against a disabled veteran and his service dog.

A 21-year-old woman from Kentwood has been charged with refusing accommodation to a person with disabilities led by dogs, a misdemeanor. The woman’s name is being withheld pending arraignment on February 8th.

Gulf war veteran Frank Eckl and his family were forced to make alternate dinner plans last November when a restaurant manager told them his service dog was unwelcome. Eckl and his dog Spruce were given the cold shoulder when they arrived at Don Julio’s restaurant in Cascade Township, Michigan.

“She [the manager] said we were more than welcome to stay, but patrons in the restaurant and the manager didn’t want dog hair in the restaurant,” he said. “I was shocked that we were asked to have the dog leave and we could stay.”

Eckl requires a service dog because he has a condition that causes occasional seizures. Rather than cause a scene, he and his family went to the restaurant next door, where they were able to dine without issue.

When questioned by local reporters, the manager of Don Julio’s defended her actions and said she would do the same thing again if Eckl returned.

“I have to,” she said. “I can’t have any kind of animal be around food. It’s kinda hard having most of my customers leave out on me because of one customer.”

You're worried about some dog hair? Really? Stop to think of the hell this vet has most likely seen over the course of his tour. Dog hair? Ha.

I have news for you, you stupid Bitch: The State of Michigan is going to burn your ass AND the Federal Government is going to anally violate you with ADA violations which clearly state that Service dog is permitted under FEDERAL LAW. I hope and pray that the entire lot of Patrons and yourself are immediately and expeditiously sent to Afghanistan for 1 year in lieu of any monetary compensation he will receive.

I hope you are then made the highest ranking officer of your merry band of assholes and placed deep into enemy territory in the foothills of Mazār-e Sharīf. Ignorant bitch.

The current map of pipelines in the US clearly shows already existing routes thru the supposed sanctuary areas. These have existed for decades. One more is really gonna hurt anything?

Hey Fiscal Conservatives. It is time to let go. Newt's not gonna make it, Romney is a flipped/flopped Democrat in disguise, Santorum is too busy whining about things and Ron Paul is seeing UFO's again. Not exactly what I'd call a stellar lineup for us Fiscal Conservatives to choose from.

At this point we're almost 16 trillion in debt, 7 trillion of it has been added since Obama took office in 2008. I know, they spin the numbers on which President has spent the most with their little colorful bar graphs and charts but that is based upon projected budgets, not actual dollars spent. Liberals refuse to see the numbers staring them in the eyes - we can help with ignorance, but we cannot help stupidity, sorry, it's genetic.

I recommend that the RNC recall both Romney and Gingrich. Step aside. Let the Liberals have the office again for another 4 yrs. Let them have Congress too. Let them have full run of the place. Let them continue what they've started. Don't waste your breath trying to explain our debt and it's importance, nobody cares as long as they're getting their piece of the pie.

People are putting way too much focus on Social issues and ignoring the real issues while letting the Liberal and Social conservative nutjobs further divide us on topics that mean nothing to our Nation's economy or livelihood. I hardly think abortion or gay rights issues affect our bottom line - yet sadly, there are voters pulling levers specifically on those issues.

People, unfortunately, do not understand anything until it hits them in the wallet. Things need to catch fire and burn before the masses wake up to see what's going on. Let's not prolong the inevitable - let this place crash. Step aside please.

Why is it such breaking news to learn that (INSERT FAMOUS PERSON HERE) has had marital issues in the past? I hate those kinds of headlines. Really?

There is so much other news in the world. You know, really important stuff that many of us would like to know about. We can't seem to get any of it since all news outlets are inundated with the same ole stories of infidelity or personal scandalous issues that a good majority are guilty of. How is this newsworthy to me?

In an attempt to reduce the garbage in the news why don't we just include a few factual things in our children's textbooks so they can learn there is nothing newsworthy with these items below. If, over time, everybody is no longer interested in these facts it will force the media to look elsewhere for their content - hell, they may even start to report on something that is actually newsworthy:

BMAN'S FACT QUICK SHEET

• Most celebrities have cheated on their spouses
• Most Politicians have cheated on their spouses
• Several well known studies state that in fact upwards of 2 out of 3 marriages will experience infidelity. That's a 66% likelihood of it occurring
• The divorce rate in America for first marriage is 41%
• The divorce rate in America for second marriage is 60%
• The divorce rate in America for third marriage is 73%
• If none of the above has happened with (INSERT NAME HERE) then the odds are in favor it will happen.
• Israel dislikes Palestine- they frequently mortar Palestine.
• Palestine dislike Israel - they frequently mortar Israel.
• Most Arab nations do not like us
• Most Americans don't understand why most Arab nations do not like us
• Most Arab nations don't understand why most Americans do not like them.
• Most of the Middle East doesn't like much from the West.
• Most of the West doesn't like much from the Middle East.
• There are always secret Government programs going on. You will not know about them. Deal with it.
• Sexual relations can and will occur between some people of the same gender. Don't panic.
• All Politicians will lie. Believe only 25% of what they say
• Multi-level marketing programs do not work.
• Buying gold as an investment is a really bad idea. Seriously.
• Yes, consumer credit card debt is a big problem. Please use responsibly and in moderation.
• Unions dislike non-union people.
• Non-union people dislike Unions.
• Occasionally we will send troops to another country. Some will not come home.
• There will be complaints about religion during religious Holidays
• Religious people will complain about those who don't share their beliefs.
• Non-religious people will complain about those who do believe.
• You will most likely upset someone at some point by what you're wearing
• You will most likely be ridiculed if you make more than $150,000.00 a year.
• You will most likely be ridiculed if you make less than $50,000.00 a year.
• The Judicial branch of the Government can and will create law based upon their ideology.
• Our government, by law, will label you into classes of society based upon how much money you make. Years ago they simply did this with signs that said BLACK and WHITE.
• Fast food isn't very healthy for you. It is however very convenient, so just eat it sensibly in moderation and you'll be fine.
• Yes the global temperature is rising a bit. Don't worry it will soon cool down again. It's a normal cycle that has been occurring for the past few million years or so; not unlike the cycle of sunrise and sunset

Reporting on this stuff is equal to announcing each morning that the Sun has risen, the tides have receded and the Moon is into another cycle. An epic story only to be eclipsed by the finding of Eden. Really?

How about telling us something that we don't know?

It appears that our fuhrer, der das Obamanation has decided to play the political safe move and decline allowing the Keystone Pipeline to be extended as proposed. This isnt a new idea, it's an extension of an already existing network in place that has caused no issues to date.

Das Fuhrer: Keep whining about jobs and the lack of them. Keep whining about our economy in the toilet. Forget the fact that the private company is footing the bills 100%, unlike your horrible mismanagement with 4.4 billion of our dollars to companies like Solyndra, where 10 of the 12 you've invested in have or are failing and we won't get our money back. Forget that Canada will now be forced to sell the reserves to the Chinese, whom already have freighter/tankers in the area ready to accept it. Forget it would be the least expensive oil we could possibly buy...especially in the wake of the Iranian games in the strait of Hormuz.

Ah yes, been out of the loop of politics and general happenings recently. Work has been exceptionally busy and I've had little time for anything else.

A quick review of 2011 shows me that 2012 is not going to be much different.

The economy is in the toilet. People are still waffling about taxing the rich more, blah blah blah. Even if they taxed the 1% at 100% it would take 55 yrs to make up the budget deficits and pay down our 15 trillion dollar dilemma.. that is provided the rate of spending never increases - give up on it media, give up on it politicians - it aint gonna help anything. Why not start calling a spade a spade and stop spending and relax the entitlements? It simply doesnt work anymore. How many more countries do we need to see fail before you realize that we're no different?

New Congressional members that vowed to stop the spending have been effectively neutered by their elders and tenured blowhard politicians. Who didn't see this coming? Washington is like a bad acid trip that continually has flashbacks.

Our service men and women are finally home. As expected (DOH?!) the vacuum has been filled with Taliban violence and thousands more will continue to die. Sorry.. not our problem. Hey Middle East; grow a backbone, organize and get rid of them yourselves. We're tired of burying our own, oh and we're broke.

Let's see...what else is of interest...

Oh, lest we not forget the current presidential campaign for 2012. Yes, more of the same. People will continue to believe in the same ole bullshit that politicians continually hand out to their constituents. Yes, even the almighty annointed one, the one and only holy Obama has slapped his followers smack dab in the face. Was anyone surprised? People are stupid enough to believe in any rhetoric these assholes hand them, regardless of party lines or political beliefs, they're all one in the same. Wall street execs that are thought to be the cause of this whole mess are nothing more than "fall guys". These politicians play these execs like marionettes - it's a perfect cover so as to take the heat off of themselves and still able to control everything in the background. Hey Corzine? How's that workin out for ya? Hey Barney Frank?

Hey Wall street occupiers: Wake up! You wasted your talents and time and missed a huge opportunity by not parking your asses on the steps to the White House. I was actually with your movement until you allowed the fringe lunatics to take over your message. Beating drums, dressing as hippies, violence, shootings, rapes and smoking weed did nothing to help your movement in the public's eye even though the majority of Americans probably share your complaints. The Tea Party gained momentum because they policed their own and actively kicked out/denounced any radical fringe right wing nutjobs. You should try again with better policing of your own - I'll join you then.

Sabre rattling from foreign countries. Yea yea, no different than any other time. China owns us, Iran is always one step away from blowing up Israel, Israel is one step away from blowing up the Palestinians, Saudi Arabia and UAE stay neutral, Japan doesnt take sides and most of the European countries prefer to turn the other cheek. North Korea minds its own business and only rattles when some politician decides they're bored and need to bring North Korea back into the media. Nothing new here. Expect nothing different in 2012 or anytime in the future.

Political correctness has reached record breaking high levels of complete and utter stupidity. All the psycho-babble with illegal aliens, requiring some sort of ID to vote, Holidays, amnesty, education, healthcare, etc etc. Too much to cover here and I'll lose brain cells attempting to write about any of the idiocy in the present timeline.

Politicians realize that so many us become so frustrated with their antics that many decide to give up fighting. They bank on knowing that most sane people draw a line in the sand somewhere as to when to give up arguing, discussing and fighting for what we all know needs corrected. Meanwhile they continue to flourish, gain prosperity and political power in the system that is called "Washington". As fewer and fewer people become involved in caring about politics the power shifts in Washington become more polarizing - making the general public so much more segmented than it ever has been. Obama took power in 2008 because people were so upset with Bush. Someone else will take power in 2012 because they're so upset with Obama. It's a pattern that is horribly damaging to us as a Nation. I think the recent poll numbers, the state of the economy and the state of the world economies would wake most people up - but it won't. Due to the polarization and politically un-saavy voter base we're going to be stuck in this quagmire for quite sometime. Hang on, it's gonna be a thrill ride.

In closing, don't look for 2012 to be any different than 2011 or 2010 or any other year since 1990. The faces will change but the bullshit will still be the same regardless of who is in power, rinse and repeat. Oh, and when you're in the polling booth next November, just flip a coin - it won't matter who's elected because common sense amongst Americans as a whole is non-existent.

Ain't just for Catholic Priests no more. Now there are football coaches, basketball coaches, and of course teachers. Hrm.... 3 items related to education.. maybe school is more dangerous than going to church?

Ya, I've been on the interwebs since the public inception. However, I still cannot understand how normal interwebz users can fall for this kind of stuff. I mean, even if you're a complete n00b to the web how could you ignore the blatently obvious grammar in these? I am only posting this because I just read an article AND saw a local woman here on the local TV news describing how she was scammed over 10,000.00. Not once.. but twice! Amazing....

Honestly.. just READ this. It is about the worst example I've seen yet to date. It is unaltered from it's original.

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov

Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from us? I hope you do understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi.

As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $120.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria, UK, ghana and benn republic when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 12/04/2011 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

NAME: kelvin Ubah
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $120
MTCN:
Senders Name======
Address:=============

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

ROBERT MUELLER II

WASHINGTON DC
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov