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I tell you, the RNC is a regular laugh riot. Now that they're actually out of power, I can return to laughing at their stupidity instead of rocking myself slowly to make the pain go away.

So, Mr Steel, head of ye old party, had an interesting quote concerning the problem with homosexual marriage and it's affect on small buisness.

Now all of a sudden I've got someone who wasn't a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for. So how do I pay for that? Who pays for that? You just cost me money.

OK, my little goat felcher, what you've just done is described the effect of MARRIAGE on small buisness. Yes, when an employee gets married, it 'costs' you money. Same deal when they procreate. From that perspective, homosexuals are better for you because they're less likely to have children.

So, really, this line of thought has one logical conclusion. Marriage is bad for buisness. The Republican chairman has just outlined the basic premise for the removal of marriage from society. Oh yeah, the party that claims moral high ground and family values just created an argument that is more effective at banning all marriage than it is at focusing on homosexual marriage.

I don't know what's funnier. That they've been reduced to arguing against it on financial grounds because they've lost the 'activist judge' angle, or that they suck so bad at defending their position that the don't even realize that they're digging away at the ground under their own feet.

Let's be honest. This has nothing to do with money, or activism. Even the biblical bullshit doesn't really hold up to true scrutiny. This has everything to do with the fact that homosexuals make them uncomfortable. And, as demonstrated so well over the past year, some of them are a little conflicted internally about their sexual preference.

So, Mr Steel. Fuck you. You're a funny mother fucker. But you're also dumber than a ox.