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It's not often that I get the opportunity to applaud someone in this space. Usually when I do, it's something like reminding us to remember veterans or value those freedoms that we have.

This time, I'm giving praise to a supermarket. One with the fortitude to tell a customer to seek service elsewhere. Which is good because this customer needs a bitch slap to drive home the point.

Heath Campbell asked for a birthday cake for his 3 year old oldest child. He was denied. Because he named his child Adolf Hitler Campbell. It's a damn shame for the kid. But it's a life lesson to the parents. There is a reason people don't name their child Hitler anymore.

Of course, with moronic parents, of course they didn't stop there. The daughter, 2 year old JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell doesn't fair much better. And the youngest Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (in honor of Himmler)is nine months.

Any parent, Neo-Nazi dillweed or not, should know better. You have to be a jackass not to foresee problems with those names. I wouldn't hire little Adolf to pump gas, let alone any higher-paying customer-facing position.

I feel bad for the children. They're practically doomed to serious emotional trauma because their parents are idiots who named them after some of the worst people in recorded history. There is a reason that Nazis are acceptable bad guys in any movie, book or video game. They were such horrible people, people don't even have to work up rage or distrust toward them. Their propaganda precedes them. And now, unfortuantely, it precedes your three children.

Props to Shop Rite. They did the right thing and refused to service this jack hole.

As for the parents, please stop breeding. We'll be that much closer to a better type of mankind.