A naked man in Miami was shot and killed when he wouldn't stop chewing on another man's face. From the Miami Herald:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
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Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.
Cocaine psychosis? Or was he trying to eat his brain? You decide. Either way, there is certainly something not right with someone trying to make a Saturday afternoon snack out of someone else's face.