Hilarity. Bitter, bitter, angry hilarity.
WASHINGTON, March 12 (UPI) -- Members of the U.S. Congress say they're happy with their jobs, feel fulfilled and believe they're contributing to the public good, a new report indicated.
The study by the Congressional Management Foundation and the Society for Human Resource Management, released Tuesday, indicated 89 percent of House members who responded to a survey conducted Aug. 4-Oct. 31, 2011, said they felt satisfaction that they were "performing an important public service," Roll Call reported.
Awww they're happy and fulfilled. That's so sweet, UNLIKE SAY ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE/ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS DUE TO THE FACT THAT CONGRESS ISN'T ACTUALLY *DOING* THEIRS.
Cocksucking motherfuckers. Delusional, out of touch, money thieving, rat-faced fucktards.