Jan/03
2010

Foxes and Tigers

Tiger Woods. Man... that was stupid. Really not much else to say.

It was so stupid, that other stupid people are upset. I think because they want to reclaim the title of stupidest person on the planet. And when it's the collective stupidity of Fox News... well... they will not be denied.

Brit Hume, henceforth refereed to as FuckNugget, got a bug up his ass about Tiger. He thinks that in order for Tiger to get forgiveness from his family, he needs to convert to Christianity. Because Tiger is probably a Buddhist, and FuckNugget doesn't think Buddhism has any sort of forgiveness.

First off, FuckNugget is bad at religion and doesn't know shit about Buddhism, and I'm going to take a guess that he's not real good at Christianity either.

Second, Tiger's forgiveness from his family has nothing to do with your ignorant ass. So shut your fucking mouth, pig fucker.

Finally, Tiger's religious beliefs aren't any of your buisness either. If he wants to believe in Jesus, the tooth fairy or spiritual oneness... it doesn't matter to you. Fuck off.

To sum up... Brit Hume is a waste of human life. Sadly, abortion is illegal in 267th trimester.

5 comments
Comment from: Web Tasarim [Visitor] · http://denatasarim.com
It's like Kirk Cameron defending his shit all over again...
01/04/10 @ 14:31
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
There is no defense for things like the infamous banana attack or the misguided croco-duck. Brit is being less ignorant zealot and more nosy old lady down the street. But yes, they can both go fuck off at their earliest convenience.
01/04/10 @ 16:51
Comment from: bman [Member] Email
Lighten up on Brit. He's done no different than many other celebrities, news commentators and politicians have done in the past - whether for or against any religious stance or lack thereof.

While I agree his comments should have been reserved they certainly don't deserve the vitriol nor the deathwishes.
01/05/10 @ 11:49
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
Nah. Fuck him. Tiger's infidelity is mildly his buisness because he's a celebrity. That's truth, even if it is a bit unjust.

His religious stance isn't. It doesn't have fuck all to do with Tiger sleeping around, or Brit's analysis of the situation. It's just Brit taking a few minutes to bash Tiger's religious beliefs, and the the religious beliefs of every other Buddhist by claiming that Christianity is superior. It's worse than going door to door and preaching about how the masses should convert. It's specifically targeting one albeit famous person and trying to force public pressure on them to convert their religious beliefs.

Hell, I'm an atheist and I'm still ticked off at his presumption that his religion is any way a better alternative for Tiger. Even if it was, Brit is being a douche bag because he's trying to force his beliefs on Tiger. It's unacceptable from people when they knock on my door, it's worse when it's done on national fucking television.

So, no.. I'm not going to lighten up on him. He's a little bitch who deserves far worse than to be called out on a blog.

Fuck him.
01/05/10 @ 18:02
Comment from: Juan http://instromusic.com [Visitor] Email
I agree with everything you just said. and the first line of this post had me laughing out loud
01/17/10 @ 22:59