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Ok, ok, this is just perfect, really, it's almost hard to believe how perfectly this fits in with the whole "Part of Stupid" discussion. Ready? Now don't be drinking anything as you read this. You've been warned.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”[..]

“If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn’t lip-sync his oath of office?” he said. “If that’s the case, he’s not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway.”

Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”

Wahhahahahahahahahah. Omg. Beautiful.

Yep, truly a wonderful example of just how incapable some politicians are. Too bad the republicans have more than their fair share of them. I mean yeah, that happens when you align your party center with something as retarded as "tea-party politics". Man, oh, man I was so wrong to hate on the Tea Party-ers, they're gonna be providing us with double-barreled laughs for at least a few more years. And Lord knows, we can use all the humor we can get.