May/11
2005

Canines and Carnality

Ok I don't get it - and that's not just an opening line - I seriously don't get it. I'd like someone out there to explain why - in the last 15 or so referring searches to 'World of Suck' the words "dog" and "suck" have appeared together, in many cases combined with the words "sex" or "blonde".

Blonde?

So I'm to infer that some pervert out there wants data on blondes sucking dogs? It boggles the mind.

Seriously tho here for a sec. What gives?

I know that the majority of bandwidth on the net is used for pr0n. Yes pr0n makes the internet-world turn apparently. So I suppose it should come as no big surprise that anything with the word 'suck' in it would get, ahem, hit on. Still you have to wonder, what kind of person is at the other end of the keyboard typing in that particular search. Somehow tho it's not worth the potential humor factor to go there because the honest truth it probably either more disgusting or more horrifying than the speculation warrants.

I mean what if it were a relative? Like even a close relative? One in the same house as you? Would you really want to know that? Well, ok maybe, depending on how vulnerable you were.

But really, about the dogs and stuff - why? There's lots of human pr0n out there. I notice that while the searches specified what kind of female (uh, actually it never said female did it....*shudder*) they wanted to see (blonde, remember?) they never give any details about the type of dog. I mean there's lot of breeds out there. I suppose that's enough speculation in that department as well.

Anyway about this whole 'dog suck' thing: People get a life! Stop with the stupid, un-specific, lamer searches. You won't get hits on what you want with that kinda input anyway. If you can't be more direct on what you're looking for then maybe you should get your ass out of that chair, put your knuckles back on the ground and get outside and get some air.

Thank you.

2 comments
Comment from: sTmykal [Visitor] · http://www.worldofsuck.net
Ya. I was wondering that myself. I think I prefer "bleached assholes" being the number one search refererer.
05/11/05 @ 19:48
Comment from: sTmykal [Visitor] · http://www.worldofsuck.net
LOL! Of course - going to google and hitting it with "dog suck" pulls up not WoS, but rather an actual dog pr0n site, a Church of the SubGenius page (Praise BOB!) and then some GG Allin lyrics.

Hehehe.
05/11/05 @ 19:51