Category: Ha ha ha ha Fuck you

Jun/08
2013
And what's really amazing is that most were stupid more than once... Orlando Shaw guessed he had fathered 18 children with 17 women, but he really has 22 children with 14 women, making him the "most expensive deadbeat dad" in Tennessee history. Sh… more »
Jun/03
2013
Might want to start supporting the HPV vaccine, as opposed to fighting it. HPV, the human papillomavirus. It's best known for causing cervical cancer and genital warts. It also can be spread by oral sex, and men are more susceptible than women. It is… more »
May/31
2013
I spell it "Windows 8.1" SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Microsoft is trying to fix what it got wrong with its radical makeover of Windows. It's making the operating system easier to navigate and enabling users to set up the software so it starts in a more fam… more »
May/27
2013
I don't care what Steve says. Just because he's a scientist doesn't make him a linguist. He made a fucking mistake and he needs to LIVE with it. The creator of the Gif graphics format has said that his invention should be pronounced so it starts wi… more »
May/26
2013
Really not much in the way to technical skills needed for this little, overlooked gem. In fact all you really need is a good imagination and some acting skills. MADRID (AP) -- The Catholic archdiocese in Madrid says it needs more exorcists to help s… more »
May/21
2013
Apple owners are well known for their "holier than thou" attitudes and expressions. It's something both the retailer and the retail-ee like to cultivate, rather like Star-schmucks, what does YOUR smartphone say about YOU? Yadda yadda. Trendy? Green?… more »
May/14
2013
At least his dudebro's were nice enough to leave a note... TEMPE, Ariz. (AP) -- An Arizona State University student who passed out and was left in a wheelchair in a hospital lobby with a Post-it note to tell doctors that he had participated in a drin… more »
May/11
2013
No wonder you need to build giant phallic palaces. It's because you have no dicks of your own. DOS THIS MOTHERFUCKERS. Yellow asshole licking douchemongers. more »
May/09
2013
Some ladies are proud of their girls, and don't mind giving them the credit they're due. CHICAGO, May 8 (UPI) -- U.S. media mogul Oprah Winfrey says she was not offended by her film co-star Terrence Howard's recent praise of her breasts. Winfrey a… more »
May/09
2013
I have to assume that the code name is more than a little "tongue in cheek"... A front-page splash in the Financial Times screams the software giant is preparing for a humiliating U-turn on key aspects of its operating system as it grapples with cust… more »
May/06
2013
Even before you see their pictures you can immediately get the sense from just reading their names: Dias Kadyrbayev, Azamat Tazhayakov, and Robel Phillipos, yes one of these things is not like the others. BOSTON (AP) — Lawyers for a man charged with… more »
May/05
2013
So, think they wore gloves? SEATTLE, May 5 (UPI) -- Gardeners from around the country took off their clothes and planted flowers to celebrate the 10th annual World Naked Gardening Day, organizers said. Mark Storey, 54, started the event with his f… more »
May/01
2013
Really, is this so very important? Or do you just need to see your name in the press? With Gray's support, lifelong D.C. resident, Washington Redskins fan and now D.C city council member David Grosso is circulating a proposal that would change the "… more »
Apr/26
2013
Ha! hahahahahahahahah. Asshole. Spanish police have arrested a Dutchman suspected of being behind one of the biggest ever web attacks. The 35 year-old-man was detained in Barcelona following a request from the Dutch public prosecutor. The atta… more »
Apr/21
2013
Well the photographer, for one... OLYMPIA, Wash., April 21 (UPI) -- An anarchist workshop at The Evergreen State College in Washington was canceled after a blogger's camera was stolen and thrown off a balcony, officials say. Blogger John Smith, 67… more »
Apr/20
2013
"Suspect 2" was nabbed, wounded and bleeding, in a winterized boat stored in a backyard. As always there are people who can find humor in anything, and in times like these a little black humor is worth more than gold... Here's some of the best from… more »
Apr/16
2013
Male conspiracy to keep women from being able to inhale freely? Or just a ploy by the male-dominated garment industry to sell bogus lingerie? Either way, you don't really need one, aesthetically perhaps, but not medically. BESANCON, France, April 1… more »