Category: _Losers on Parade_

Jun/16
2009
Forward - MeMe Roth is on a mission. Junk food is evil, and not just plain, vanilla evil, all that yummy stuff is on par with the anti-Christ. She wants to purge it from her children's' school, but if she can't purge it, she can just harangue and haras… more »
Jun/15
2009
Municipalities (insert taxpayers) spend millions for stadiums and arenas to attract professional sports teams. Many players get paid obscene amounts of money. Although the taxpayers heavily subsidize the venues most these primadonnas play in, many can no… more »
Mar/25
2009
Macclesfield High in Britain does not allow truants to go to the prom. The school sent a letter home to Miss Gillan's parents informing them that the young lady better improve her attendance quickly. I'm sure Megan would love to comply, if she were stil… more »
Feb/04
2009
It was party like many parties and a 23-yr old took a toke off a bong. Not exactly news worthy, except it was Michael Phelps letting loose a bit, and some dickhead with a camera snapped a picture. Then dickhead sold (you know a dickhead ain't letting th… more »
Jan/27
2009
If you have been watching the news over the past month of so, you'd think that the media was getting pick the Senator to replace Hillary Clinton. The media became enthralled at the idea when national political royalty breathed in the general direction… more »
Jan/19
2009
I could not have said it better - In referring to the flight 1549 crew, Obama said: "And it made me think, if everybody did their job — whatever that job was — as well as that pilot did his job, we'd be in pretty good shape," Just think about this. T… more »
Feb/02
2006
Again, in the frivolous lawsuit category, another waste of oxygen has decided to make himself known to us. This time it's John Kiel Patterson of Louisiana. This particular loser has decided to bring a lawsuit against Apple on the basis of the following… more »
Aug/24
2005
So in the world of the "retarded" there is a new Queen. Get this - a doctor in New Hampshire told one of his patients that she was overweight and needed to lose it or it would kill her. So what does she do? Join weight watchers? Stop shoving less cak… more »
Aug/09
2005
So if I recall correctly, the woman who was the poster-child for anti-helmet laws in Florida was dead within weeks after the repeal was passed. Yeah you guessed it - from a motorcycle accident and not wearing a helmet. It's also true that in the last 3… more »
Aug/03
2005
Why should the relatives of a bunch of illegal aliens get money from the truck company that was used to smuggle them into the US? I dunno, but I'm supposing their attitude is that it doesn't hurt to try.... "VICTORIA, Texas (AP) -- Relatives of seven… more »
Jun/20
2005
Attention. Dear Scum Sucking Pig Bastards, Your pathetic attempts to get people to track back such assinine links as: smithtownelementarypta.org and rebuildsanmateohighschool.org to your fucking piece of shit gambling site will NOT work. I will kee… more »
Jun/06
2005
I do not support you. I do not support your agenda. I also don't think you care what I think, and I wish it were mutual but unfortunately I don't have a choice NOT to deal with the consequences of your actions. Feel free to post me a reply if you… more »
Jun/04
2005
The following certified asshole has been spamming this blog site for the past few weeks. He's been cluttering up the referral links with shit in a pathetic attempt to get people to read the last-referred links. Hey asshole. Fuck you. Domain I… more »
May/31
2005
You know how in the 3 stooges Moe pokes Larry and Larry passes it on to Curly instead of poking back? That's how interpret the image of the US to the rest of the world. Yes, that's a rather encompassing statement - but let me refine it better: Sunni… more »
May/17
2005
BOSTON (AP) -- A woman isn't legally responsible for injuries her boyfriend suffered while they were having consensual sex more than a decade ago, a state appeals court ruled Monday. The man, identified only as John Doe in court papers, filed suit aga… more »
May/16
2005
Everyone knows someone like this; your closet freak who thinks the world will just someday recognize him for who he is. The type who will turn down a 'good' job offer because it's not great when the job they have now really blows. The same type who wil… more »