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Please, just be yourself. If you're a Christian - be the best Goddamned Christian you can be. If you're a Satanist, by gum, wear that black and shave your eyebrows into wicked little points! If you're a drug-addict, reach for the highest high and the… more »

Even after I called him out for watching the World Cup during a meeting today and contributing nothing to the group discussion, my co-worker went back to the broadcast, burying his nose in his laptop. My manager said nothing. How the fuck is this righ… more »

Senator Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) and Senator Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.) want to introduce what they're calling the Comprehensive Immigration Reform bill (or CIR). Part of this bill, as I understand it, will require all legally employed or maybe even empl… more »

The absolute and bold faced ability for some people to be complete and utter assholes and fucking bastards always catches me off guard. May they rot. Please, oh please, may they rot in hell. People give me grief because I live in an area where I he… more »

It should not be my responsibility to drop every fucking thing I'm doing and try to troubleshoot/support HTML, Javascript and Flash material that YOU had developed by a third party freelancer. Just because THEY couldn't get the job done right or because… more »

If you bid up an item on ebay to a dollar within the suggested retail price of said item, not including the jacked up shipping, you deserve to be poor. Now stop bidding on my shit. Quit it. Retards. more »

Dirt caked. A rough powder under rubber and canvas - the daily chore of dressing. The one pair of shoes. The one pair of jeans and sometimes a shirt. Work? Is there any? The tires of the blue Dodge sag under the weight of refuse. Garbage. Tools. Trade… more »

Questions. Some questions are valid. Some are troublesome. To have doubts, concerns and needs - that's normal. That's human. To question ones existance, wonder about life and relationships - these are things you probably should do. It keeps you from s… more »

I am now no longer in need of knowing just where and what exactly confessed JonBennet killer Jon Mark Karr is doing at this precise moment. "Karr speaks to press" "Karr on plane for the United States" "Karr now in the country" "Karr held in LA Jail".… more »

The motherfucker who couldn't be bothered to assist with a project that should have been at its current state a MONTH AGO, now feels compelled to stick his grubby little fingers into every aspect of my work. "Site X" uses a pre-fab web publishing syst… more »

The conversation usually goes like this... Person: Hey Mike - want to do something? Mike: Sure. What did you have in mind? Person: I don't know. Can you come up with something for me? Mike: A fall from a great height would probably do you some goo… more »

My iPod Photo crapped out. So Apple gave me a new one. I figured I could sell it on eBay and pick up a new iPod video for cheap. Luck went my way and I got the full asking price for the replacement iPod. This was a week ago... The funds from Pay Pal h… more »

People who get pissy when you try to give them an alternate method for doing something can go right to Hell. more »

Saddam please just shut the fuck up. Because no one cares if you were roughed up by your captors. I don't at least. more »

Digital cameras are great. You can go on vacation, take thousands of pictures, and share them with your friends. But people who go on vacation and take thousands of pictures of their cute little stuffed animal mascot, and force people to wade through… more »

To the little old lady opposite me at the stop light, who gunned a left turn as the light turned green, when she had no arrow, no right of way, and waved as she did so... I WASN'T WAVING YOU THROUGH THE INTERSECTION. I was flipping you the bird. Be t… more »

Why are you so blatanly stupid? First of all, you rent your house to a friend for the exact amount of the mortgage payment. You then move in with your boyfriend, not even making a dime on the house. Then you put it on the market. But you're so dam… more »