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I fuckin'quit. Three weeks ago, after a not so happy meeting in my manager's office, where I tried to explain to him why a sincerely fucked up project a few of us peons had been thrust upon was fucked (and having him still not "get it"), I gave noti… more »

...when the in-law side of the family decides to spoil the holy living fuck out of your nieces and all you can see in the future is teen-age years filled with selfish, entitled, materialistic, down-right gimme-gimme bitchiness? My sister can't see it… more »

The most dangerous object on the path is a mother fucking track team. I can't count the number of times I've almost run down these idiots. I CAN count the number of times I HAVE run one of them down. Thankfully it's only once. This morning, there wer… more »

Here's the latest bit of mind rattling what-the-fuck from around these parts. Late late one evening (September 30th to be exact), a local police officer was ending his shift late that night when two of his buddies say "Hey, let's do some bicycle training… more »

Please, just be yourself. If you're a Christian - be the best Goddamned Christian you can be. If you're a Satanist, by gum, wear that black and shave your eyebrows into wicked little points! If you're a drug-addict, reach for the highest high and the… more »

Even after I called him out for watching the World Cup during a meeting today and contributing nothing to the group discussion, my co-worker went back to the broadcast, burying his nose in his laptop. My manager said nothing. How the fuck is this righ… more »

Senator Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) and Senator Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.) want to introduce what they're calling the Comprehensive Immigration Reform bill (or CIR). Part of this bill, as I understand it, will require all legally employed or maybe even empl… more »

The absolute and bold faced ability for some people to be complete and utter assholes and fucking bastards always catches me off guard. May they rot. Please, oh please, may they rot in hell. People give me grief because I live in an area where I he… more »

It should not be my responsibility to drop every fucking thing I'm doing and try to troubleshoot/support HTML, Javascript and Flash material that YOU had developed by a third party freelancer. Just because THEY couldn't get the job done right or because… more »

If you bid up an item on ebay to a dollar within the suggested retail price of said item, not including the jacked up shipping, you deserve to be poor. Now stop bidding on my shit. Quit it. Retards. more »

Dirt caked. A rough powder under rubber and canvas - the daily chore of dressing. The one pair of shoes. The one pair of jeans and sometimes a shirt. Work? Is there any? The tires of the blue Dodge sag under the weight of refuse. Garbage. Tools. Trade… more »

Questions. Some questions are valid. Some are troublesome. To have doubts, concerns and needs - that's normal. That's human. To question ones existance, wonder about life and relationships - these are things you probably should do. It keeps you from s… more »

I am now no longer in need of knowing just where and what exactly confessed JonBennet killer Jon Mark Karr is doing at this precise moment. "Karr speaks to press" "Karr on plane for the United States" "Karr now in the country" "Karr held in LA Jail".… more »

The motherfucker who couldn't be bothered to assist with a project that should have been at its current state a MONTH AGO, now feels compelled to stick his grubby little fingers into every aspect of my work. "Site X" uses a pre-fab web publishing syst… more »

The conversation usually goes like this... Person: Hey Mike - want to do something? Mike: Sure. What did you have in mind? Person: I don't know. Can you come up with something for me? Mike: A fall from a great height would probably do you some goo… more »

My iPod Photo crapped out. So Apple gave me a new one. I figured I could sell it on eBay and pick up a new iPod video for cheap. Luck went my way and I got the full asking price for the replacement iPod. This was a week ago... The funds from Pay Pal h… more »

People who get pissy when you try to give them an alternate method for doing something can go right to Hell. more »