Categories: Suck It, Dear Pinkboy, Life, Your Mom

Jul/10
2012
I fuckin'quit. Three weeks ago, after a not so happy meeting in my manager's office, where I tried to explain to him why a sincerely fucked up project a few of us peons had been thrust upon was fucked (and having him still not "get it"), I gave noti… more »
Dec/27
2011
...when the in-law side of the family decides to spoil the holy living fuck out of your nieces and all you can see in the future is teen-age years filled with selfish, entitled, materialistic, down-right gimme-gimme bitchiness? My sister can't see it… more »
Oct/17
2011
Sometimes, the only thing worse than something happening, is nothing happening. more »
Sep/01
2011
The most dangerous object on the path is a mother fucking track team. I can't count the number of times I've almost run down these idiots. I CAN count the number of times I HAVE run one of them down. Thankfully it's only once. This morning, there wer… more »
Jun/29
2011
This evening, on my bike ride home, which ended just minutes ago, I... Crossed a busy street, against the light, through rush hour traffic and in front of two cops. I had mis-read the light when traffic slowed in on one side and had cleared on the ot… more »
Feb/10
2011
Let's tack these onto the list... * At band practice tonight, over the course of an hour, my effects pedals, one by one, began to quit. I now have four non-functioning pedals. And no, it's not the batteries. * On Monday, a friend of a friend and an… more »
Feb/03
2011
Aside from the weather, 2011 has sought fit to dump the following things in the first thirty-one days of the year. A sickness that laid me out for several days Multiple departures from work of not just co-workers but friends Upper management re-o… more »
Dec/18
2010
The last of my core group of friends from high school is moving 600 miles away today. I've known him since I was fourteen, which makes him the only friend that I've actively remained social with for such a long time. Best friend? I dunno. We got on each… more »
Dec/03
2010

Sell Out

As I walked back to the four star hotel, after eating a meal that cost much more than a Wal-Mart employee makes in a day, at the end of a week of being sheltered and fed by the corporation, I fell in behind three gangly youths. They were clad in black, s… more »
Oct/05
2010
Here's the latest bit of mind rattling what-the-fuck from around these parts. Late late one evening (September 30th to be exact), a local police officer was ending his shift late that night when two of his buddies say "Hey, let's do some bicycle training… more »
Sep/21
2010
Dealership: Base cost is $300, but if shit goes wrong, it'll be $1400. Mom & Pop Garage: Base cost is $400, but if shit goes wrong, it'll be $1650. Wait... what? Isn't the dealership supposed to be more expensive? Fuck. more »
Aug/03
2010
After spending a good amount of money on things I didn't want to or felt compelled to spend the money on I think "I should be good if no emergencies come up. Like my car. Good thing my car has never given me trouble". That's about the time the "Check… more »
Jul/30
2010
Please, just be yourself. If you're a Christian - be the best Goddamned Christian you can be. If you're a Satanist, by gum, wear that black and shave your eyebrows into wicked little points! If you're a drug-addict, reach for the highest high and the… more »
Jul/18
2010
A 60 year old man, riding his bike on the main greenway/trail in Indy was mugged by three men at about 2pm on Tuesday of this past week. This happened right in the heart of "urban yuppie-ville", where it's presumed to be safe. Actually this is maybe 10 b… more »
Jul/07
2010
Even after I called him out for watching the World Cup during a meeting today and contributing nothing to the group discussion, my co-worker went back to the broadcast, burying his nose in his laptop. My manager said nothing. How the fuck is this righ… more »
Jun/04
2010
Fuck people. Fuck 'em. Fuck Broad Ripple. Fuck people in Broad Ripple. Fuck people driving in Broad Ripple. Fuck people driving in Broad Ripple who can't read a "No Turn On Red" sign. Fuck drivers. Fuck drivers who stop at crossings and frantically wa… more »
Mar/28
2010
It's nice to be able to reconnect with old friends via the wonders of the Internet. But, Jebus, how in the Hell did so many of my childhood friends turn into raging conservative thoughtless assholes? more »