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World of Suck, bringing the suck to your doorstep for seven long years (plus or minus a few months). Remember Folks! When all else fails, we've got your suck right here, right now, most days of the week. Keep the faith: All the suck that's fit… more »

Yes you, spamming dickwad. Please throw yourself in front of a bus for the good of all mankind. Now. more »

Sara tends to mix up her words, I'm hoping for the bear's sake she got these two confused...WASHINGTON (AP) -- Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says ''mama grizzlies'' will punish Washington in November's midterm elections. [...] Palin said female acti… more »

Oh Nein, Nein, Nein! Yes technically it should be "ach" but that doesn't work right... more »

British and Scottish officials joined the United States on Friday in criticizing the hero’s welcome Libya choreographed for Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi, the only person convicted in the 1988 Lockerbie bombing, a day after the Scottish government ordered… more »

You still don’t get it. We are NOT Abortionists or Euthanasia supporters. We are Christians. We believe ALL life is sacred from the moment of conception. All life weather useful to society or not. It is that special quality that defines us as human being… more »

I'm certain this isn't going to be news to many people but I believe I've devined a key issue in the third world male psyche. Nations, not just those in the middle east but Africa and the pacific rim share this trait. Because they are raised in ego-cen… more »

NEW YORK (AP) -- Bernard Madoff's longtime secretary said Wednesday that she believes the disgraced financier is not cooperating with authorities in order to protect others, and that he was a flirtatious boss who frequented massage parlors. Waterboard… more »

Fuck you. That's the first thing I have to say to: Everyone who off the bat associates the support of the use of torture to Christians and other right-wing zealots, and everyone who whines and cries about how HORRIBLE torture is and that it shoul… more »

I don't know - but it seems that all the crooks and schnooks all have strange names. At the very least weird takes on alliteration. Federal prosecutors charged Gordon B. Grigg with four counts of mail fraud and four counts of wire fraud on Wednesda… more »

I'm sorry but I just can't agree with this: WASHINGTON (AP) -- Wading into the politically charged immigration debate, a group of colleges and universities is urging Congress to give illegal immigrants tuition aid and a path to citizenship in light of e… more »

So, someone explain this to me. I got a gift of a family heirloom for my birthday. The person to whom it actually belonged had to ask someone else to retrieve it for me first. Then the former owner gifted it to me. That was nice, I thanked them.… more »

''As long as the husband is not traveling, he has the right to have sexual intercourse with his wife every fourth night,'' Article 132 of the law says. ''Unless the wife is ill or has any kind of illness that intercourse could aggravate, the wife is boun… more »

I'm sick of the pussified English shit that all "Customer Service" people dole out on a daily basis. These communications are so devoid of actual language, that I'm not even sure what the fuck it is I'm reading anymore. Take this overly apologetic ema… more »

Man but they've been dropping by the wayside as of late, different douchebags that I've had the fine privilege of spending my time on. In the end it turns out that most people are just willing to take for granted, rather than needing to give as well as… more »

After Salman Rushdie's "Satanic Verses", publisher's have become a bit squeamish. Now that squeamishness reaches into academia. From the Wall Street Journal: Starting in 2002, Spokane, Wash., journalist Sherry Jones toiled weekends on a racy histo… more »

Sometime the craziest searches wind up here: "how to get free soda from a cock machine" Teh winnah! more »