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Or at least one assumes so. From his story it wasn't like he checked the credentials of the little voices in his head... ATLANTA (AP) -- Republican Herman Cain said God convinced him to enter the race for president, comparing himself to Moses: "'You… more »

Ah the UK. Land of tea, awkward profiles and crumpets. Yes crumpets. That's important you see because henceforth being one of those won't be a setback in ascending to the throne. PERTH, Australia (AP) -- The British monarch's first-born child, whe… more »

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1. Because they have really bad breath 2. Dodging? What is this dodging that you speak of? 3. You can't shoot just one, and unlike potato-chips, you never run out 4. Because there's a weapon for every mood: high-power rifle for the perfectioni… more »

I was pondering how things pair up: electrons and protons, hot and cold, love and hate, peanut-butter and jelly. It's an almost infinite list, but I've got an entry for almost infinity+1. It's Cocktard and Twatwaffle. Kinda the His and Hers of Minsul… more »

You know the punchline here, or at least you will once you read the snippit below. MANCHESTER, England (AP) -- British judges insist they didn't block a criminal's deportation because of worries he'd be separated from his pet cat. Home Secretary T… more »

A poem by me... Punch and Judy went to town "Punch" said Judy, "You're a clown." "A boor, uncouth and simply mean, every retort must be obscene. Drunk? Insane? Or just inane, Find someone else to play your game!" "Judy," cried Punch, "you… more »

Palestine has advanced it's desire for statehood in the blandest of methodologies: going to the United Nations and asking for them to be accepted into the club. And yet our government wasted considerable time and effort to fight this request. I don't… more »

I saw the headline and rofled all over myself. Luckily it was only tea... Australian Ikea Store Introduces MÄNLAND, a Daycare for Husbands [..] The women were given 30-minute buzzers to remind them to pick up their men, while their husbands, boyf… more »

It's the same old monotonous Monday question: "So how was your weekend?" I hate it. Typically I stare blankly at the person and say something like "Weekend? What weekend?" And it's true. I really have no weekend. It's more work and less satisfactio… more »

I've noticed an unusual number of squirrel carcasses on the road lately. On one exit ramp alone I counted almost eight the other day. Whatever the cause it seems chronic, squirrels are tossing themselves under the rubber treads of almost anything that… more »

I didn't watch but a glimpse of the pagent but what I saw, perhaps maybe two minutes worth, drew my attention to one woman in particular. I was quite surprised, and pleased, when she won. Miss Angola Leila Lopes, the new Miss Universe. Of anyone, no… more »

I used to hate them but now I love them. What are they? They are the stupid "give us more of your debt" checks from the credit card companies. I'll bet you're like me. After the ritual monthly cleansing, where you pay all your bills at one swat,… more »

I know what most people's first reaction is going to be, but that's not my point. Still, enjoy it, it'll take your mind off the deficit... ATLANTA -- A woman is upset with Delta Airlines over the way the carrier handled a seat dispute involving an o… more »

He was everything you expect in a French husband, this is to say one expects nothing and that was precisely what she was getting. Checking in with baby and luggage in tow Monsieur disappeared almost instantly and instead of helping his young, tired wif… more »

The AP had it in all caps so I left it that way... ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Municipal bond broker Lucy Nobbe was fed up with Congress and angry over the U.S. credit downgrade, and she wanted the world to know. So the self-described Midwestern mom hired a… more »