Odessa

Burger King is rolling out a bacon sundae. The morning show I listen to is took a poll this morning, asking if listeners would try it. The yays and nays appeared to be split along gender lines, with a few women sitting on the fence.

All of the guys responded along the lines of "Sure I'll try it. Heck, it's bacon!" Most of the chicks responded with a flat no, no qualifiers, as if it was just too "wrong" to consider. Some women did say they might try it, but they were not as enthused as their male counterparts.

My "people" ain't seen a main course or side dish they didn't think a hunk of pig might improve. (Try being a vegetarian with these folks...) Bacon in this. Ham in that. Sausage in the other thing. They don't throw out the grease from bacon or the fat from ham. I love bacon. I personally love chocolate. I love hot fudge over vanilla ice cream. Together? In the same bowl? No thanks. I'm with the majority of the chicks on this one. Also, I don't need 500 calories worth of something I am less than enthusiastic about camped out on my already ample ass.

So, enjoy guys. This is one I'm sitting out.