Category: Assholes On Parade

Jun/18
2013
He saw something he wanted so he kept it. "I took out the ring and showed it to (Putin). And he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,'" Kraft said, as quoted by the Post. "I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and thre… more »
Jun/18
2013
They're wasting time and taxpayer money once again. It's the same old shit over and over, like watching a bulimic binge and puke. Every time they're down it's the same strategy, Republicans think it raises their stature to start waving fetus corpses o… more »
Jun/11
2013
The "lover of liberty" and self-declared whistle-blower extraordinaire spilled the NSA's beans and then ran. Because he was afraid that he wouldn't get a fair trial in the US. So he went to China... HONG KONG (AP) -- The American intelligence contr… more »
Jun/07
2013
In Roy's world there is Roy and there is God. Everyone else is just a footnote. (CNN) - Leading up to Saturday’s ceremony, Roy Costner IV prayed on what he was going to do. Liberty High School’s 2013 valedictorian would soon find himself in front of… more »
Jun/05
2013
Funny how the Republican party spent a month after the election lamenting their lack of popularity with women. Then they say shit like this. JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- Mississippi's governor [Phil Bryant] said Tuesday that the quality of education in th… more »
Jun/03
2013
Hard to believe that such an asshole can really exist. But it does. RIYADH, Saudi Arabia, May 29 (UPI) -- A Saudi writer who says working women should be sexually molested has stirred an Internet debate among both his critics and supporters. Abdu… more »
Jun/01
2013
What's scarier than a woman that works? One that is successful! Apparently, the very notion is too, too scary for conservative men, scary enough to make them start crying and clutching their blankies on TV. The all-male panel on Wednesday's "Lou Do… more »
May/28
2013
Who the fuck is in charge of the vetting process at Rutgers? And how much are they being paid under the table? NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- Julie Hermann has not considered resigning as Rutgers' incoming athletic director following reports that 16 years ago… more »
May/27
2013
I don't care what Steve says. Just because he's a scientist doesn't make him a linguist. He made a fucking mistake and he needs to LIVE with it. The creator of the Gif graphics format has said that his invention should be pronounced so it starts wi… more »
May/23
2013
Can you say OVERPAID? I sure the fuck can. They're all special and belong to the same club the "I RAPE EMPLOYEES FOR MY OWN BENEFIT" club. The median pay for all CEOs in 2012 was $9.7 million. Top 10 of 2012: 1.Leslie Moonves, CBS, $60.3 mil… more »
May/20
2013
As a parent I fully understand the need to change Junior, however the lack of available facilities doesn't make me act even more juvenile than my offspring. DENVER, May 19 (UPI) -- Police said they responded to a Denver Starbucks after an altercation… more »
May/19
2013
Apparently in Pat's biblical world being a man is a good enough reason to get away with adultery. And women are supposed to be ok with that. LOS ANGELES, May 17 (UPI) -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has received criticism for telling the wife of a ch… more »
May/18
2013
John Barrett isn't a douchebag. He's a used douchebag. CINCINNATI (AP) -- For more than 100 years, the Anna Louise Inn in downtown Cincinnati has been a safe and serene home for thousands of women. But the women recently lost a two-year fight wit… more »
May/15
2013
There is NO good reason on earth this woman should have been allowed to keep reproducing. Enough is enough. PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A jury convicted a mother of six of involuntary manslaughter on Tuesday in the starvation death of her infant at a Phila… more »
May/11
2013
Let's look at the quote and then rip it apart like piranha's at a pig-roast. 26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together? (Twitter) Ignoring that Douc… more »
May/07
2013
Kinda makes you wonder what they did to their kids when they were growing up. JEFFERSON CITY, Mo., May 7 (UPI) -- Missouri police have arrested a Fulton couple for placing their 5-year-old granddaughter in a car trunk to make room for two tables in t… more »