Jul/02
2012

Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Kathy Griffin Is Still a Skank

Anderson Cooper is out of the closet. Well, perhaps not out of the closet, but more willing to discuss his orientation (as if it matters)

or did Kathy Griffin's antics this past New Years Eve drive him completely to the other team?

Honestly, I don't think seeing a scarecrow that masquerades as a woman would make Anderson turn gay, but it sure as hell might encourage coming out to avoid encore performances. As far as going blind after seeing Kathy disrobe is concerned, only Anderson's optometrist knows.

And Kathy Griffin should not be going "ah,ha! I knew that was why he didn't ravish me." Yes, there are guys that would "hit it", but I'm sure there are guys that would screech to a stop to screw a scarecrow in a field if it were wearing a dress.

2 comments
Comment from: Roulette [Member] Email
Cooper's homosexuality has been one of the worst kept secrets for years. Sorta like Clay Akin's was for a while. This has just been the first time he's publicly confirmed it.

Don't understand why this is newsworthy beyond a gossip column.
07/02/12 @ 17:01
Comment from: u235 [Member] Email
Mainly because of the laugh at Kathy Griffin. Clearly she was the only one left out of the joke.
07/02/12 @ 17:48