Anderson Cooper is out of the closet. Well, perhaps not out of the closet, but more willing to discuss his orientation (as if it matters)
or did Kathy Griffin's antics this past New Years Eve drive him completely to the other team?
Honestly, I don't think seeing a scarecrow that masquerades as a woman would make Anderson turn gay, but it sure as hell might encourage coming out to avoid encore performances. As far as going blind after seeing Kathy disrobe is concerned, only Anderson's optometrist knows.
And Kathy Griffin should not be going "ah,ha! I knew that was why he didn't ravish me." Yes, there are guys that would "hit it", but I'm sure there are guys that would screech to a stop to screw a scarecrow in a field if it were wearing a dress.