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The Air Force did a snap sweep of it's offices and found items that were gasp-worthy.

The Air Force said the no-notice or short-notice inspections found 631 items judged to be pornographic, including magazines, calendars, photos and videos.

They also turned up 3,987 items deemed unprofessional. Examples: a pubic hair in an office logbook, a beer bong and World War II-era airplane nose art depicting a fully clothed but "promiscuous" woman, according to an Air Force document listing all the items.

Among 27,598 items categorized by commanders as "offensive": a postcard depicting women in bikinis, lewd cartoons, a copy of the Air Times newspaper's "Hot Shots 2013" calendar with women in "provocative" poses, a picture of professional football player Tom Brady shirtless, a Confederate flag and a poster of Osama bin Laden. (AP)

Of all those items it's the "shirtless Tom Brady" that gets me the most. Offensive? I suppose a quarterback is offensive by definition, but still. Even if you don't like the Patriots he isn't all *that* bad to look at.