World of Suck

Another school shooting, this time not accidental but intentional. CHARDON, Ohio (AP) -- The Ohio teenager accused of killing three students in a shooting rampage in a high school cafeteria chose his victims at random and is "someone who's not well… more »

JFK may not have been a perfect leader, but he was a good one. Santorum is neither respected nor experienced enough to get off dissing an American President. But he's too busy flinging his zealotry around to realize just how un-American he sounds.… more »

None of this drivel really makes sense, after all it's hardly the "secular left" which buys guns and shoots doctors, bystanders or politicians. That's pretty exclusively the domain of the "conservative right." CUMMING, Ga. (AP) -- Newt Gingrich warn… more »

It's nearly impossible to imagine that someone would actually go so far as to destroy humanitarian resources for the needy. But that's exactly what Israel intends to do, destroy wells, and green-energy solar power that are the life-link for the inhabit… more »

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Foxnews.com reported on a study that says that games like World of Warcraft can be good for cognitive ability in older people. The study included 39 people between the ages of 60 and 77. At the start, participants took a series of tests, measuring t… more »

In fact all dictatorships have reason to be scared, because one by one they have been falling apart. At the Friends of Syria meeting in Tunisia, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton blasted Russia and China as "despicable" for vetoing U.N… more »

The Pope has drawn the line very clearly. If you consider yourself a conservative Catholic then you can't turn to medicine to produce babies. VATICAN CITY (AP) -- Pope Benedict XVI on Saturday urged infertile couples to shun artificial procreation… more »

Someone else did the work and Spain takes all the booty. Who's the real criminal here? TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- A 17-ton haul of silver coins, lost for two centuries in the wreck of a sunken Spanish galleon, began its journey back to its home country on… more »

That's the quote from Jason Cochran after his 9 year old brought a loaded handgun to school and it went off in his backpack. The result is that his classmate, and 8 year old, is now in intensive care after surgery and will probably be there for a while… more »

In this case the laugh is mightier than the sword... RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- Once the word "transvaginal" became a big joke on "Saturday Night Live" and "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," it wasn't long before Virginia's conservative Republicans realiz… more »

Even in an author's wildest dreams they could not make this stuff up.... (CNN) -- A self-proclaimed animal rights activist in Ohio has been charged with soliciting a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur, either by shooting the individual or sl… more »

I agree. We need more gender-equality when it comes law-making. As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats introduced their own reproductive rights pl… more »

I need a new category. I think I'll call it "assholes on parade." SAN ANTONIO, Feb. 22 (UPI) -- A Texas preacher known for performing free mass weddings each Valentine's Day made gay couples feel unwelcome this year, some attendees say. People wh… more »

Hard to imagine why anyone would hate something as harmless and uplifting as the Girl Scouts, but in this year of escalating right-wing rhetoric someone has to be the new extremist. Bobby wins the title hands down. INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- Undaunted by… more »

It's a case where plant is smarter than the thief. I mean the kid clearly the lower-caste vegetable of the two... DAYTONA BEACH, Fla., Feb. 18 (UPI) -- A Florida teenager was arrested after he allegedly stole a tomato plant he mistook for marijuana.… more »

Investigators have already questioned a number of prostitutes who have admitted having sex with Mr Strauss-Kahn. The 62-year-old insists he did not know that the women were prostitutes. "I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any o… more »

High winds toppled poorly rigged equipment killing and injuring fans. Now the band's lawyers claim it was the audience's fault for coming... Members of the band expressed shock and sadness after last summer's stage collapse at the Indiana State Fair… more »

CHICAGO (AP) -- A small but growing number of teens and even younger children who think they were born the wrong sex are getting support from parents and from doctors who give them sex-changing treatments, according to reports in the medical journal Ped… more »

It's amazing that a man of faith could be so heartless. But apparently his God told him it's ok to be that way... Richard Land, president of the Southern Baptist Convention's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, promised to challenge the [birth… more »

It's hard to imagine that anyone this stupid is running for President. It's frightening to think that there are actually people in this nation willing to vote for such an imbecile. Santorum told voters in eastern Ohio on Monday that science is on th… more »

There's gauche and then there's this... A black velvet dress that belonged to Whitney Houston and a pair of earrings she wore in "The Bodyguard" will be sold to the highest bidder next month.[..] [Celebrity auctioneer Darren] Julien said celebrity… more »

Peter Kantorowski wants to sell his mother's house. He does own it. His mother, Mary, doesn't want him to sell her home. She likes living there. Her wanting to stay in the home she's known most of her adult life didn't stop Peter from serving his mother… more »

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Here you go folks, this is exactly the kind of political beliefs that Santorum represents... Foster Friess, the main donor behind Santorum's "super PAC," created a stir Thursday when he suggested on national television that aspirin used to be an acce… more »

In conservative land it's fair to hold a hearing about women's health without women. Because of course, women should have no say in the matter. WASHINGTON (AP) -- Religious leaders told a House panel Thursday the Obama administration was violating b… more »

Apparently it's the latest fashion statement for conservatives, sending women back to the stone ages. OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- The Oklahoma Senate has overwhelmingly approved an anti-abortion "personhood" bill that declares life begins at conception.… more »

PETA has a new veganism campaign called BWVAKTBOOM or "Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me". (Link to website and video: http://www.bwvaktboom.com I'm sorry, but the campaign looks like PETA is advocating "rough sex" and the result… more »

Whitney Houston died earlier this week. The pictures of impromptu tributes are in the papers. These tributes, flowers, stuffed animals, artwork, candles, are not much different than tributes to other celebrities. The items wind up being trash in a f… more »

Hey PETA! You dysfunctional, misguided, activist nutjobs. People passing by USA Network's Rockefeller Plaza headquarters yesterday were greeted by a pack of "dogs" howling against the network's decision to air the Westminster Dog Show. PETA's beagle br… more »

Virginia is a hellhole that every woman should avoid if she can. Today the republican's in this state imposed a nightmare from hell on every female that can possibly get pregnant. Today the Virginia House demanded that women must be forcibly raped wit… more »

AT&T is going to do everything in their power to try and push "unlimited" users off their plans. Why? Well you know why. Because they want people to pay more. Duh. AT&T has some 17 million customers with "unlimited data" plans that can be… more »

Oh woe is the poor tabloid writers in the UK, woe, woe. They're being hauled up on the rug for breaking into personal phonemail and using private messages to write articles that sold lots papers. And now? They're being dragged into court! Can you im… more »

My significant other and I went out to eat at our favorite Japanese restaurant this past weekend. As we were walking in we could hear a rather noisy group, evidently waiting for a hibachi table. Then we opened the door and a wall of perfume hit us in th… more »

Ok so you've figured out how to wack off the alien queen's legs. And you've figured out how to eliminate the alien guards that spawn after you do. But the problem remains after 4 legs worth... how do you "jump the gap" and do some real damage? The qu… more »

Texas public schools spent $57,000 to send boys to see an educational movie. Girls? They got to stay back at the school and watch a re-run. Nice. DALLAS (AP) -- When 5,700 fifth-grade boys in Dallas' public schools recently went to see a movie abo… more »

There's a little dirt road that leads to an area that historically was frequented by people shopping for a little action. Owner submits a developement plan more »

Who is Tommy Jordan? He is a parent who has had enough of his disrespectful little bitch of a daughter. This is his YouTube video. As you can see he found a way to get even and I say "bravo". I don't have kids, but I am sick of watching kids walking… more »

Well it's not unusual to hear stupid shit coming from the conservative candidates, but this drivel takes the cake for "most recently retarded". WASHINGTON (AP) -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum says he thinks it would be wrong to all… more »

On one hand the secular progressives bitch, whine, cry and moan anytime a religious entity attempts to involve themselves with the Government. So it's become politically correct to ensure that religious groups are separated from anything having to do wi… more »

I'm guessing it's either because he was named Lynn or because he was dropped as a baby. Maybe both. [Donnicia Venters] story began in December 2008, when she took maternity leave and gave birth to her now 3-year-old daughter, Shiloh. [..] At least… more »

Oh RIAA, will you ever get a clue? Doubtful. When your head is shoved that far up your own ass, no amount of prying will ever get it loose. When SOPA / PIPA were brought out into the light by the internet protest, lawmakers backed away from the bill… more »

That's a correct statement. It's time to end reproductive-repression forced on women by religious conservatives. Birth control pills are used for a lot more medical conditions than just preventing pregnancy. Women deserve the right to treatment b… more »

New anchor Kyle Dyer got bit in the face by Max, a Mastiff. I'm sure there are those that would say Max is a vicious dog. However, why would a person be to put their face in the face of a strange dog? I know, I know, cute puppy. But cute puppy has teeth… more »

Police in Kent County, Michigan told WWMT that they have made an arrest following a November incident involving a case of discrimination against a disabled veteran and his service dog. A 21-year-old woman from Kentwood has been charged with refusing… more »

I said that the Dark Side never wins, and I was right. ATLANTA (AP) -- A vice president at the Susan G. Komen for the Cure resigned Tuesday, saying the breast cancer charity should have stood by its politically explosive decision to cut off funding… more »

It hasn't happened yet, but you know it soon will because conservatives can't resist sticking their noses into a women's business. Students at Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania can get the "morning-after" pill by sliding $25 into a vending mach… more »

Unfortunately he was undermined by what passes for "unbiased judiciary" in the state of Texas. (For those wondering there isn't and never was such an animal in Texas, and good chance there never will be.) AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A federal judge on Mon… more »

While most can agree that the halftime show was a little less repugnant than years past it certainly wasn't too much to write home about. But one thing bugs me, and not it's certainly not anything relating to MIA's middle finger. (A performer flipping… more »

Of course Israel is upset, the last thing they need is a united Palestine turned against them. The stupid thing is, they had to have seen this coming. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has said the Palestinian Authority must choose between a… more »

A true tragedy... CANONSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- An official says a fire at a candy factory in southwestern Pennsylvania destroyed nearly 20,000 pounds of chocolate. I mean did people at least bring some buckets after and have a fondue party? If nothing… more »

I went out to shop early today because I knew what I zoo it was going to be. On line at the checkout I see an older (not elderly, I'm talking 50-ish maybe 60 at best) woman with a crutch and a hand-carry basket. As she steps up behind me an employee c… more »

Imagine you have a company. Imagine you don’t want to go through the arduous task of proving that technology is as good as existing technology and, if necessary, getting certification for it. Imagine you also have a relative on a committee with that mi… more »

The Susan G. Komen foundation reversed its decision to stop funding breast exams through Planned Parenthood. For this I would like to personally thank each and every reader, blogger, poster and comment-er who took the time to put their outrage into bit… more »

Anybody, I repeat, *anybody* who can eat sixty year old lard on toast is far tougher than I. I would even go so far as to say I have a deep respect for them were it not for the gag-factor... Mr Feldmeier was a student in 1948 when the US was running… more »

The current map of pipelines in the US clearly shows already existing routes thru the supposed sanctuary areas. These have existed for decades. One more is really gonna hurt anything? more »

Hey Fiscal Conservatives. It is time to let go. Newt's not gonna make it, Romney is a flipped/flopped Democrat in disguise, Santorum is too busy whining about things and Ron Paul is seeing UFO's again. Not exactly what I'd call a stellar lineup for us F… more »

No two ways about it, the woman rocks, plain and simple. To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require me… more »

Yes I'm one of those people that's sensitive to food noises when people eat, but it's only certain noises and certain people. For the most part I don't notice and it doesn't bother me when people are eating. This is especially true if I'm eating with… more »