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Push. PushPushPushPush. Push.

Seems kinky huh? But not really. I'm describing someone (me) trying to get something (soap) out of a dispenser (in the bathroom). And why precisely was I jamming on the button with such enthusiasm? Well because I wanted soap, naturally.

My reward? One tiny, microscopic dot of soap.

From the other dispenser? None at all.

I wonder if I can eat my lunch with gloves on...