World of Suck

I've been hearing about the detailed Census questions that are going to be sent out to select households, as is done every 10 years with the Census. Imagine my surprise when in the mail I see a "2010 Congressional District Census". I open it and I am bi… more »

Apparently the word doesn't mean what I think it means. See the headline said: "Topless Women Go Bonkers Over Inequality in Maine" and I was keen to experience precisely what topless women did when they went "bonkers". In Maine that is. Boy was I ev… more »

You know it when you wind up behind one. I'm referring to the little old lady at the cashier with the bottomless handbag. "Oh, hee, hee, I know it's somewhere" or an endless stream-of-consciousness babble of pleasantries about the weather, the store, t… more »