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Someone needs to make a giant sculpture of an opposable thumb. After all it's the key feature that set us apart from other evolutionary paths and put our bare feet on the road to greatness. And it's this very capability that will make Lefties our rulers of the future.

Why?

Because most of them can use a mouse and a pencil at the same time. They're faster. More streamlined. Quicker. More dexterous. Forced by the predominance of right-handed mice to adapt, they have - using their right hands for digital navigation, freeing their left to scribble notes as needed (face it, everyone needs non-battery dependent notes). Because of their dual-input capacity they're going to out-pace righties in all areas of productivity. Universal inputs like the IBM little-red-stick (ok, I didn't make the analogy to female anatomy here that I might have), or touch pads might slow this takeover but... in the long run lefties will win out because they're more digitally (pun!) adaptable than their peers.

Yah, you heard it here first.