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A few drug companies are racing to come up with a solution to premature ejaculation (P.E.). Of course, the definition of "premature" can be a bit sketchy for some. Some might find blowing their wad in five full minutes "premature", for others, that might be a blessing. Some "experts" estimate average to be three to 10 minutes, others say 15 minutes to and hour (pass the KY please!). Some think two minutes can still be considered normal. One thing that is the case for most men is that unlike erectile dysfunction (E.D.), P.E. is more of a young man's problem.

I can just see the commercials now. Some will not be so different from the E.D. drugs, happy couples holding hands, etc., etc. Only this time the guys in the happy couples won't be gray (notice half the chicks look like second marriage trophy wives?). Since the demographics are different, the marketing can go into different directions. How are these for a few marketing lines:

- Stay in the saddle a little longer, enjoy the ride

- Don't be a jack rabbit, be more like the turtle, long and steady wins the race

- No more "sorry", only moans

- Now you can truly be a man and let her go first

- Not your Dad's little blue pill . . .

Yes, the list of seedy, tacky possibilities for drugs like this are long (and lingering).

These drugs may make the sex life of some couples better. However, as with everything, some people that don't need it will want it. And that could be a woman's horror. Imagine a healthy man who just wants "improve" his sex life and convinces his doctor that he needs to have some staying power. After taking the drug he has the ability to keep it going, going, going. Newsflash, fellas, longer is not always better. This falls squarely in the same category as "bigger is better". No matter what you have read or seen in the movies, your lady may not be happy with longer. As a matter of fact it might literally irritate her. (Same can go for size fellas)

It looks like its not "if", but "when" these drugs hit the US market, which is overly concerned with (men's) sex life. Guys, when it happens, resist the urge to try your hand at drug-induced tantric sex without at least discussing it completely with your partner. If she is happy and you didn't think there was a problem until some ad agency made you think you had one, leave well enough alone.

DISCLAIMER - Advertisements on my posts of World of Suck will likely be deleted, unless I approve of their content. Men with true sexual difficulties are not a laughing matter. True medical problems should be discussed with one's personal doctor, not some hack at a website. Men who just want drugs to ramp up their sex life should not compare their vanity to real medical problems.