Yea.. I may not contribute the most intellectually challenging material, but the fucking site is called “World of Suck”, not “World of Intellectually-Fulfilling-And-Provocative-Blogging”

That having been said...

I HATE HIPPIES.

I'm sick of you goddamn beatnik, beard wearing, scrawny, natural-fibers wearing, poetry reciting, AppleSteve Jobs worshiping, Starbucks drinking pseudo-intellectual know-it-all commie fucktards.

Go fall in a manhole and drown in some sewage.

For *YEARS* every jackass “normal” looking motherfucker out there used to rib me and call me a HIPPIE because of *one* attribute: long hair. Evidently, long hair makes you a hippie. Isn't that wonderful? At least, that's how it was ~7 or so years ago. It would be logical to assume then, that all of the aforementioned swine do in-fact possess long hair, but that is incorrect.

Apparently within the last year or so, it became fashionable to wear ugly glasses, not brush your fucked up rat's nest hair, and grow a 5 inch long filthy disgusting beard on your face before you even finished your sophomore year of junior college where you've now convinced yourself that you know how to run an entire global economy and fix everyone's problems because you know everything.

These people sicken me. Scrawny, malnourished and just fucking stupid looking asshats, yet they've somehow become cool!?

Welcome to Generation Z. The fully pussificated, dumbass generation of emo hippie commie jerkoffs. In 10 years they'll be taking over our corporations, and with luck, they'll carry on with the likes of Van Jones and we'll all be earning no paycheck, instead it will go into a giant community pool where, it is redistributed from each with an ability, to those with a need.

God damn, I gotta go vomit now.

Fuck.