Apr/06
2009
2009
Since when did fake Buick portholes become the latest Mexican automotive decoration trend? Seriously
here's an example:
How fucking lame is that? Fake port holes? for fucks sake. Now, let's go as far as to say that this example of fake portholes was done in "good taste" - if there's such a thing as good taste in blinging out your fucking car...
Picture a car like this:
With some of these randomly tacked on to the fender, or wherever else these morons shove them:
I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF SEEING ALL OF THESE FUCKING SHIT MOBILES WITH THEIR STUPID GODDAMN FAKE PORTHOLES...
BUT DOES THE MADNESS STOP AT FAKE PORTHOLES? NO?!!!
These aren't anything new, but they're certainly gaining popularity here lately...
Seriously, these fucking idiots are sticking on all this fake plastic adhesive bullshit crap onto their beatermobiles and they must think they're the fucking tits, or something... I just don't get it, and I never will..
Just today, I saw a latino person with a Mustang Cobra, the car looked stock, except for the trunk.. it had a GIANT ALUMINUM WING BOLTED TO IT!!!
"YO, ESSA? MY CAR NEED MAD DOWNFORCE IN THE 45 MPH ZONES, DAWG!!!@#!ONE!"
IM SICK OF FAKE PORT HOLES, FAKE HOOD SCOOPS, STUPID BULLSHIT BOLT-ON ALUMINUM BOOKSHELF WINGS, AND IM SICK OF THE IDIOTS WHO PUT ALL OF THESE HORRIBLE THINGS ONTO THEIR MUNDANE VEHICLE!
BUT THAT'S IT! THEIR CARS ARE SHIT AND THEY KNOW IT, THEY'RE FUCKING CHEVY BERETTA'S AND CAVALIER'S AND FORD FUCKING ESCORT'S WITH RUST AND RANDOM PARTS FALLING OFF, AND OIL LEAKS, AND THE SCENT OF WET, DEAD DOG CARCASSES.. SO THEY BUY FUCKING PORTHOLES AND HOOD SCOOPS TO MAKE THEMSELVES BELIEVE THEY'VE JUST GOTTEN A REALLY COOL UPGRAAYED!!
FUCK OFF ALREADY, DRIVE A NORMAL FUCKING CAR AND SAVE YOUR MONEY TO RPELACE YOUR SQUEALING FUCKING BRAKES ALREADY!!!@!#!!#!@!#!@!!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#ONE
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Comment from: odessa [Member] 
Sticky cap lock key?
I do roll my eyes at these 'tards, myself. There is plenty of stupid to go around.
I do roll my eyes at these 'tards, myself. There is plenty of stupid to go around.
04/06/09 @ 23:47
Comment from: u235 [Member]
Is this a step up or a step down from 'Exhaust Whistles' and 'Spinner Rims'?
{awesome post}
{awesome post}
04/07/09 @ 10:48
Comment from: sTmykal [Member]
This post owns.
I'd put it all in the same category, really.
There's the aesthetic quality of the example of the obnoxious spoiler on a perfectly fine street machine, as well as the harlequin colors of the green/white/rust colored car in the posted photo - where each color represents an aftermarket modification.
If you're spending that much, try painting the darn thing one color.
And then there's level of obnoxiousness that says "Hey - check out what I did!" that spinners, whistles and ground effects represent.
At least the low-riders have the decency to fix up their rides with a flashy paint job. The ghetto modders take an already trashed car and make it look more like hell.
I'd put it all in the same category, really.
There's the aesthetic quality of the example of the obnoxious spoiler on a perfectly fine street machine, as well as the harlequin colors of the green/white/rust colored car in the posted photo - where each color represents an aftermarket modification.
If you're spending that much, try painting the darn thing one color.
And then there's level of obnoxiousness that says "Hey - check out what I did!" that spinners, whistles and ground effects represent.
At least the low-riders have the decency to fix up their rides with a flashy paint job. The ghetto modders take an already trashed car and make it look more like hell.
04/08/09 @ 16:19
Comment from: valerie [Visitor]
LOL- tell us how you REALLY feel! Hahahahaha.... amen! Im glad you said it!! I see this BS all day in Los Angeles and it drives me insane!
11/20/09 @ 10:22
its just another thing to make your car look "fast"
its like rice...but in a luxury fashion.
its like rice...but in a luxury fashion.
11/30/09 @ 07:44
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