World of Suck

"Can I take your order?" "I would like a number 3 combo meal, please" "For here or to go?" "Here" "Would you like to mega-gigantic-colossal size it for three times the grease?" "No" Such a simple interaction. It's not hard to do. It's really… more »

If you really want to sell that over-priced hunk of shack you pretend is a house for fifty thousand more than it's really worth, take a fucking picture of it. more »

I have the insatiable urge, whenever I see an SUV on the road and some chinless twant with bleached blonde hair (or just as often some pallid, white-collar, shrimp-dick type) behind the wheel to scream at them to please, please, please find an open secti… more »